Are you constantly worried about your feet growing to humongous size? Here’s a solution: wrap them in measuring tape so you can check up on them on the fly!
Strangely, these sandals from Christian Louboutin are called “Police” when they clearly have nothing to do with law enforcement and everything to do with sewing. The patent leather straps are printed to look like measuring tape and then connected to a stiletto heel. It’s got this whole Andy Warhol/Marilyn Monroe-ish vibe to it, very pop-arty.
What do you think? Do these measure up to your standards of chic?