I’m kinda speechless at this point. These shoes … what can you really say about them? They are mind-blowingly crazy. They are made for cartoons, looking more like various oddball Acme contraptions that Wile E. Coyote might purchase to unsuccessfully snag Road Runner. Seriously … rollerskate boots? WHY?!?!!
And this is just the tip of the iceberg. You can see more craziness at Func-Shoe-Nality.