I try to be careful not to just find the ugliest shoes in the world and post them. But these Teva stiletto heels … there’s just so much wrong, it’s hard to know where to start.

These Teva high heel sandals are a collaboration between Teva and New York fashion designer Grey Ant, known for “subverting trends with a measure of the ironic,” according to New High (M)art. This design basically sticks a high heel onto one of Teva’s classic sport sandals.

Photo: New High (M)art

Photo: New High (M)art

Let’s ignore for a moment the shoe’s questionable aesthetic appeal. Let’s focus instead on the promo pics below:

Photo: New High (M)art

Photo: New High (M)art

Photo: New High (M)art

Photo: New High (M)art

Really? Women are not only expected to trim weeds in these stilettos (and apparently without pants), but they can go mountain climbing in them as well. And in fuzzy socks, no less! This is just too much.