So, the ForceShoes below aren’t really made for use for your average person at all. The sandals feature four sensors on the sole that measure the precise force and movements of its wearer. They were developed for medical use for patients in rehab for like paralysis or a stroke or something who basically have to re-learn how to walk.

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Clearly, this wasn’t made to look good at all. I know I’m being mean but I can’t get over the Forrest Gump-esque nature of it. The Velcro bands and the fannypack-like waist attachment? Just crazy!

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Seen at gizmag via Geekologie.

Our online sale for Father’s Day just ended earlier this morning. But if you’re in San Diego, our retail store has been featuring the same promotion and the sale will continue until this coming Saturday, June 18. You can get $10 OFF any purchase of $50 or more. It’s actually open to our entire inventory so while you’re shopping for Dad, you can get something for yourself too (or maybe skip the whole “shopping for Dad” part entirely, hah).

You can find more info on the Shoe Metro retail store here or just check the flyer below for all the details:

Wow. There are a lot of brass knuckle heels. I mean if you really want to wear brass knuckles on your footwear, there are no shortage of options available to you. It kinda boggles my mind how many different shapes that brass knuckle pumps come in. I’ve already seen a pair of brass knuckles booties in the past. Little did I know there were brass knuckle mary jane pumps, brass knuckle platform sandals, brass knuckle high-heel slides, and more. Oh heavens …

Photo: Amazon.com

Photo: Amazon.com

Photo: Amazon.com

And in case you were wondering, no, we do not carry them.